The Priest Was Abducted By Aliens |
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And the church had something to say about it |
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The aliens kidnapped Father Bill! Now how would the alter blow up after the terrorists exchanged the communion bread for cream cheese that was off. Now this event made quite The news, because terrorists anonymous wanted to fill the people with black ink from yaks with there money in them The ink from the squid was filled with little swimmers of the gonads. But enough of this distracting talk. We think that father bill may have been really a woman in drag costume. Seems quite possible since he touches little but that's another story. Pope Michael Jackson was Father Bill's hero and he desired to emulate him. Father Bill was a bit worried about this Michael Jackson he seemed a bit testy. so he spied on him which is when he got a five year old boy and did special things. Bill had a secret life. the boy was an alien which made father bill scared so he vomited all over his little black dress. He had a little black dress? When he finished hi enjoyable surgery, he pickled his appendix and went to that thing and made a sandwich. It 9 78 56 34 12 and Chuck Norris went |
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