My Toothpaste |
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Why is toothpaste always mint? Well to begin with it being very nasty in taste encourages brushing with haste for any other flavour would only be a complete mistake because nobody likes fairy floss flavour and when people start liking a certain toothpaste suicide goes out the window because toothpaste takes your you away very far far far away but back to the point of looking like epileptic seizures Toothpaste smells like glue and washed out socks because it grows from machines Toothpaste is frothy fruity and cheap but my fat uncle likes mouthwash as its much more tasty and enjoyable he also enjoys slurping water from a open spring which is beside his hairy floppy multiple chins which are hairy and floppy. He likes to spank clowns with his metal spoon of chocolate metal. He says it sounds yummy and suspicious like hot dogs. he likes to touch Herbert who's name I can't type. My uncle is very odd shaved my uncle with tooth paste and a dull razor. |
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Dorothy amber kate-lynn - fb |
Best story ever i wish my uncle was that cool |
2009-03-07 |
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Antony joseph mackinnon - fb |
Nice job i contributed shaved my uncle with tooth paste |
2009-03-06 |
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